Bite me, hobbit.

  • Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
  • Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
  • Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
  • Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
  • Bon Jovi: It's my life!
  • Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
  • The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
  • Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
  • Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
  • Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
  • Rihanna: With you I'll always share...
  • Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
  • Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
  • Me: No you are.
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  • Danish: Jeg elsker dig
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  • Italian: Ti amo~
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  • Ukrainian: Я люблю тебе.
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  • Loki: Never doubt that I love you
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  • Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
  • Carly Rae Jepsen: Call Me Maybe
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  • Bulgarian: Обичам те (Obicham te)
  • Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
  • Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
  • John: Oh god, yes.
  • Castle: Every morning I bring you a cup of coffee, just so I can see a smile on your face. Because I think you are the most remarkable, maddening, challenging, frustrating, person I've ever met
  • Beckett: I almost died and all I could think about was you.
  • Grissom: Since I met you
  • Quinn: On my way.
  • Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
Via that sh*+ cray
i wanna be a starship ranger .: lydiawhittemores: 20 ways to survive in a horror movie. justnithya: A...

lydiawhittemores:

20 ways to survive in a horror movie.

justnithya:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

  • Seriously
  • Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just…

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How do you handle when you read something you’re supposed
to say, and you’re like “this is not funny”?

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GUYS NOT TO ALARM YOU BUT THIS IS AN ARIEL VIEW OF TRAFALGAR SQUARE WHERE THE PREMIER IS AT.

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